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A Todo Blog

April 29th, 2006

You know what would be neat?

If you could set up a blog for your own use where you could put future dates on the posts — then you could use it as a sort of “todo blog.”

You’d “read” your own blog every morning or whatever, and there would be the tasks you’d delegated off to your future self.

A wee introduction to Event Handling in Javascript

April 27th, 2006

This has been sitting around on my hard drive so I decided to finish it up:

A wee introduction to Event Handling in Javascript

As always, I’m more interested in “learnability” than… well, anything else.

Actually, I’m starting to think that it would make more sense to just start learning about this stuff by ignoring it — one could just learn how to use jQuery to do all such stuff, rather than touch event handling at all. But jQuery is still in heavy development, and anyway, you can do a fair amount of neat stuff with simple event handline.

In any case, there it is.

Wikipedia will Eat us All

April 26th, 2006

I was reading somebody’s description of their job interview at Google, and apparently they asked him something to do with the birthday paradox:

you are at a party with a friend and 10 people are present including you and the friend. your friend makes you a wager that for every person you find that has the same birthday as you, you get $1; for every person he finds that does not have the same birthday as you, he gets $2. would you accept the wager?

And I thought to myself, wouldn’t it be funny if the birthday paradox had its own entry in Wikipedia?

Birthday paradox - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Honestly, it’s becoming a little frightening.

Birda gripo?

April 25th, 2006

I’m sorry, Esperanto world, but I can only laugh when I discover that “bird flu” comes out as “birda gripo” in Esperanto.

OH NO, THE DREADED BIRDA GRIPO.

Right, thank you for reading my immature blog post.

North Dakota Here I Come (Okay not really but…)

April 24th, 2006

Not Far From Forsaken - New York Times

There was something strangely seductive about the description of North Dakota in this article. It has the highest rate of emmigration in the country, and it’s filled with ghost towns — increasingly so. The stories about cities unincorporating are downright shocking when all one seems to read about in the news is urban and (even more often) suburban sprawl.

On the other hand, I think that somewhere down the line, a place like North Dakota could really be in for a revival — once we get the transportation thing worked out (hybrid robotic cars, stuff like that (no, I’m not kidding)). Open, beautiful spaces, friendly neighbors, living expenses such that even my month-to-month generation could afford to buy (gasp!) a house…

Yeah, I have to admit, when they said they were more or less giving land away, I thought about it for a second.

My home is the internet, anyway.

Well that sounds good

April 21st, 2006

There sure isn’t much good news in the north and east of Africa of late, but this sounds pretty good:

Nigeria settles Paris Club debt

Dana Boyd for President

April 17th, 2006

You got Bill O’Reilly to have a downright rational conversation!

You’re my hero!

I HAVE THE FACTS AND I’M VOTING DANA.

ps go bears

Ugh

April 11th, 2006

Get your own damn sandwich.

I hate cars.

April 9th, 2006

No, really. There is nothing I like about cars.

When I see people standing in front of magazine racks looking at Car and Driver, I have no idea what they’re thinking.

Cars are so dumb.

And have I mentioned I don’t like cars?

Cars are mostly good for killing people, which they do exceedingly well, especially pedestrians.

Cars suck.

Having a human being, with reflexes that evolved for a human being–which is a thing that can run maybe a few miles per hour–behind the wheel of a hurtling missile, is dumb.

Really, really dumb. It’s kind of a death wish, in fact. In fact, it’s not a death wish, it’s death by design.

Which is why I really can’t understand why people get all excited about the design of cars.

Get back to me when cars are safe. That is to say, when cars are automatic, which, by any rational analysis of reality, they must be.

Until then, I look at a car and I see a death trap, not pleasant design.

A Russian-speaking village… in the US?

April 9th, 2006

An interesting story about a group I’d never heard of:

Wandering Old Believers Find a Home in Alaska

I was actually reading this article about the more familiar situation of a Native American group, the Sugpiaq, trying to defend their dying language by getting it taught in schools. But this bit wasn’t about Native Americans:

A dozen parents flew out of the village of 230 and then drove to Soldotna last Monday to make their pitch to the Kenai Peninsula School Board. They were joined at the podium by parents from the Russian Old Believer village of Kachemak Selo, who were seeking a similar step-up of support for Russian language instruction in their local school.

At which point I said “hey what?”

That’s really what I said I said, “hey what?”

See, this article is about Alaska, and I had no idea that there were still Russian speakers in Alaska… holdovers from the days when Alaska was Russian?

Not exactly, it turns out. Check this out:

Wandering Old Believers Find a Home in Alaska

The Old Believers split from the church in the 17th century when Patriarch Nikon ordered a number of reforms to Russian Orthodoxy. Many of the changes were minor — the number of fingers used in the sign of the cross, the spelling of Jesus’ name, the number of times “hallelujah” is said in prayer — but the Old Believers considered any change to the rites heretical and refused to go along.

The Russian Orthodox Church excommunicated them and the tsars persecuted them. Many left Russia or moved to the Siberian taiga where they could pass the old rites down to their children in peace.

So this group left Russia in the time of the Tsar, and wandered around the world ever since. Now they’re Americans, and they still speak Russian.

The ideal solution would be to find a certified Russian instructor that would be willing to make the two-mile hike to and from the village every school day.

“We will be on the lookout for somebody like that, but those are in very short supply,” Stewart said.

I would try to summarize the whole story but… good grief, it’s complex, and I have work to do!

Both of the links above are worth a read, however. The second one even has a couple rather great pictures.