infundibulum

Yes, friends and neighbors, it really is possible to be a “professor of meat sciences.”

This article is full of awesome phrasology:

• processed meat product (wait, what’s baloney?)
• in vitro meat
• industrial-size bioreactors

And hands down, the most repulsive sentnece of all:

To get a similar arrangement of cells, lab-grown meat will have to be exercised
and stretched the way a real live animal’s flesh would.

Vegetarians like myself are going to have an identity crisis somewhere not too far into the future, methinks.