Meat Tubes
June 28th, 2006Yes, friends and neighbors, it really is possible to be a “professor of meat sciences.”
This article is full of awesome phrasology:
- processed meat product (wait, what’s baloney?)
- in vitro meat
- industrial-size bioreactors
And hands down, the most repulsive sentnece of all:
To get a similar arrangement of cells, lab-grown meat will have to be exercised
and stretched the way a real live animal’s flesh would.
Vegetarians like myself are going to have an identity crisis somewhere not too far into the future, methinks.