infundibulum

Yes children, GTD is waaay too complicated for yours truly.

Don’t these people understand that they are dealing with someone whose attention span has been shortened by the internet to slightly shorter than that of a gnat?

No no, no “steps” for me. No projects, no categories, no classification whatsoever.

No mahogany drawers that make nice encouraging snappy noises when you close them.

No fountain pens.

No paper.

As a matter of fact, no saving.

As a matter of fact, barely any justification for writing whatsoever.

Enforced throw-away-ness.

The ultimate in lack of self-respect.

Harnessing self-deprecation for better hallway vision!

I give you, FIVE THINGS DONE BITCH.

When you look at it, and think, “wait, it has no features…”

…That’s the point.
(And when you think, “it’s very rude,” that’s me, talking to myself.)

I swear, it works.