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HEY! WHAT IS THIS?
SHHH! THEY'LL HEAR YOU! THEY'RE LISTENING! IN NÄÄTÄMÖ... IN THE FURTHEST REACHES OF THE LAPLANDIAN WILDERNESS... THERE LIES... A TRAFFIC CAMERA. WE WATCH IT. OBSESSIVELY. FOR NO REASON.

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NÄÄTÄMÖ CARJACKING

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

DUDE, SOMEBODY CARJACKED THE SEX MACHINE.



HONESTLY I CAN'T SAY THAT I BLAME THEM.

NOOKIE IN NÄÄTÄMÖ.

OVER.