näätämökäm

20041030

SEND IN THE DROIDS

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

OKAY AGENT K, CALL ME CRAZY, BUT...





OMG OMG!!!

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! IT'S THE EMPIRE!


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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/30/2004 01:07:21 PM |
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20041029

SPIES EVERYWHERE!

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

SPIES! EVERYWHERE!



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/29/2004 06:43:47 PM |
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20041028

PUNCH BUGGY

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

DUDE. AGENT K.

HE'S GONNA DO TIME.



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/28/2004 01:49:06 PM |
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20041026

WHY DID THE YETI CROSS THE ROAD?

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

DUDE, I SAW HIM AGAIN. THIS TIME HE WASN'T PUTTING GAS IN HIS MINIVAN THOUGH.

I THINK HE MUST HAVE BEEN CROSSING THE ROAD TO BUY SOME CHEESY POOFS OR MAYBE GET A SIXER OF LAPIN KULTA.



MAYBE HE IS LIVING ACROSS THE STREET HUH.

STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.

AND AFTER ALL, THIS IS NÄÄTÄMÖ WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/26/2004 01:52:32 PM |
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20041025

DUDE

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

LOOK REAL CLOSE



THERE IS SOME KIND OF LUMP IN HIS COAT.

I THINK HE'S WIRED.

I THEREFORE CONCLUDE THAT BUSH IS IN NÄÄTÄMÖ.

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/25/2004 04:15:30 AM |
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20041021

IT SNEW!

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

WHAT!?!?!

IT SNEW!

IN FINLAND!

GLOBAL WARMING DUH!!!




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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/21/2004 01:59:06 PM |
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20041020

NO COMMENT.

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

NO COMMENT.



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/20/2004 11:55:27 PM |
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20041015

AND THEN I WAS ALL "WTF"!!!

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

THIS IS WHAT WE PICKED UP ON THE SNOOP-O-PHONE:


"Yeah, pump seven. No, I'm not shittin' you! Steals the fucking door! Right off my minivan! And I'm like, whoa, dude, WTF!"




DAMN, AGENT K.

THERE IS CRIME, EVEN IN NÄÄTÄMÖ.

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/15/2004 02:05:37 AM |
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20041011

NÄÄTÄMÖ CARJACKING

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

DUDE, SOMEBODY CARJACKED THE SEX MACHINE.



HONESTLY I CAN'T SAY THAT I BLAME THEM.

NOOKIE IN NÄÄTÄMÖ.

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/11/2004 05:18:09 PM |
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20041008

FORGET NORTH KOREA AND IRAN

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

EEKS AGENT K! I THINK THEY ARE ENRICHING URANIUM IN THEIR GAS PUMP!



CHECK OUT THAT SPOOKY BLACK VÄN TOO.

CAN YOU SAY

C

I

A

THOSE BUMS ARE SNEAKIN IN ON OUR TURF.

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/08/2004 11:57:35 AM |
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20041004

DUDE AGENT K

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

HOLY CRAP AGENT K



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/04/2004 02:06:06 AM |
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20041003

OH NO

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

OH NO.



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/03/2004 01:06:08 PM |
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20041001

OKAY FORGET THE MINIVAN

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

SERIOUSLY DUDE, WHOEVER DRIVES THIS CAR GETS SOME ACTION.

I MEAN, SOME ACTION.


















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by AGENT P or AGENT K 10/01/2004 08:51:08 PM |
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