näätämökäm

20040927

HEADLIGHTS

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

HEY AGENT K



CHECK OUT THE HEADLIGHTS ON HER.

HAHA!

AGENT K!

HEADLIGHTS!

GET IT?

HAHA!

AGENT K?

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/27/2004 10:25:28 PM |
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20040926

OH.

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

I WISH I HADN'T REALIZED THIS.




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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/26/2004 10:25:26 PM |
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20040925

LET'S REVIEW.

AGENT K, REPORTING

AGENT P:

Da minivan ;)

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/25/2004 04:04:21 PM |
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PIMP MY MINIVAN.

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:



PIMP MY MINIVAN.

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/25/2004 11:39:11 AM |
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20040924

LOOK AGENT K FUNNY LIGHTS

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

THIS IS SOME MYSTERIOUS SHIT RIGHT HERE AGENT K

I MEAN, SOME MYSTERIOUS SHIT.



SOME KINDA PARANORMAL X-FILES SHIT, AGENT K.

SERIOUSLY.

AGENT K?

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/24/2004 02:13:09 PM |
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20040921

EXCLUSIVE: EXTRATERRESTRIAL CAUGHT ON FILM

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE COMING FOR THE BEER.



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/21/2004 09:18:19 PM |
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20040919

OUTSIDE OBSERVERS??? WHAT IS THIS, THE UN???

AGENT K, REPORTING

AGENT P:

RE: ARRIVAL OF SOUTH AMERICAN OBSERVERS

AWFUL! HOW CAN IT BE THE SPY-CAM ANYMORE IF THERE ARE OUTSIDE OBSERVERS???



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/19/2004 02:29:03 PM |
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HOW DID WE MISS THIS THE FIRST TIME

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/19/2004 01:20:07 PM |
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20040918

YOU MIGHT BE IN THE FAR NORTH WHEN...

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

YOU MIGHT BE IN THE FAR NORTH WHEN YOU SEE SHADOWS DOING THIS:



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/18/2004 01:04:06 PM |
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20040916

CONTRABAND MATERIALS IN NÄÄTÄMÖ???

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT VIAGRA IS IN FACT BEING SMUGGLED INTO NÄÄTÄMÖ.

EXHIBIT:







UPDATE: APPARENTLY THE EVIDENCE IS NOT TERRIBLY CLEAR.

ONE WORD.

WINDSOCK.

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/16/2004 03:47:42 PM |
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20040914

HEY

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

THAT IS KINDA COOL LOOKIN HUH.



AGENT K?

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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/14/2004 07:17:08 PM |
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20040913

DO *NOT* FORGET UMBRELLA

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE SOMEONE PEED OUT A WINDOW AT HIGH VELOCITY.

THAT IS ALL.



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/13/2004 10:54:21 PM |
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20040910

POSSIBLE EXTRATERRESTRIAL INFLUENCE IN NÄÄTÄMÖ

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

THERE IS A LAPIN KULTA TRUCK IN NÄÄTÄMÖ.



LAPIN KULTA IS 'A BEER WITH THE SPIRIT OF A LAND UNTOUCHED BY HUMAN KIND.'



THEREFORE, WE CAN INFER THAT NÄÄTÄMÖ IS INHABITED BY EXTRATERRESTRIALS.
WITH DRINKING PROBLEMS.



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/10/2004 11:37:15 AM |
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20040908

SURF'S STILL UP

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

THE WOODY WON'T START.

I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK.



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/08/2004 10:28:56 PM |
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20040905

SURF THE BALTIC

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

GRAB YOUR BOARD DUDE SURF'S UP.



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by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/05/2004 06:56:41 PM |
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20040902

FOREST FOR THE TREES

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THEY ARE ENCODING SECRET MESSAGES AS BARCODES.

WITH TREE SHADOWS.



OVER.
by AGENT P or AGENT K 9/02/2004 04:27:19 PM |
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