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20040831

REPORT: UH AGENT K?

AGENT P, REPORTING:

AGENT K, I CAN'T SEE SHIT


by AGENT P or AGENT K 8/31/2004 06:49:42 PM |
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20040830

MORE TRAFFIC INSANITY

AGENT P, REPORTING

AGENT K:

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THE TRANSPORTATION INFRASTRUCTURE CAN HOLD UP UNDER THIS KIND OF ABUSE.

OVER.


by AGENT P or AGENT K 8/30/2004 01:18:58 PM |
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20040829

REPORT: MASSIVE TRAFFIC JAM HALTS NÄÄTÄMÖ COMMERCE

AGENT P, REPORTING:

AGENT K, STARTLING DEVELOPMENT!

MASSIVE TRAFFIC FLOW BACKED UP FOR MILES THROUGH NÄÄTÄMÖ!

DEVELOPING.

SLOWLY.

OVER.


by AGENT P or AGENT K 8/29/2004 11:04:05 PM |
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REPORT: NAKED

AGENT P, REPORTING:

LOOK CLOSE AGENT K.

THE SUSPECT IS NOT CLOTHED.

YOU AREN'T LOOKING CLOSE ENOUGH AGENT K.

OVER.


by AGENT P or AGENT K 8/29/2004 11:34:52 AM |
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20040827

REPORT: GAME ON VÄINÖ

AGENT P, REPORTING.

GAME ON VÄINÖ.

OVER.


by AGENT P or AGENT K 8/27/2004 10:42:29 AM |
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20040826

REPORT: NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

AGENT P, REPORTING.

NOTHING IS HAPPENING IN NAATAMO.

OVER.


by AGENT P or AGENT K 8/26/2004 01:11:41 PM |
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näätämökam

BEHOLD, THE NÄÄTÄMOKAM

WE WILL ASSIMILATE YOU
by AGENT P or AGENT K 8/26/2004 12:13:38 PM |
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